Epeolatry.

“And anyway, when did sexual attraction become the sole metric for physical beauty? Is a sunset “ugly” just because you don’t want to fuck it? What about a waterfall? A horse? Ireland? A song?”

Why We Need More ‘Ugly’ People On TV (via jumbleofnotes)

#WHY IRELAND

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I dunno if I had to have sex with a country and this was somehow possible I would probably fuck Ireland. Probably regret it in the morning but, Ireland.

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the nice thing about fucking sunsets is that they always go down on you

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findingbeautyinthechaos:

grawly:

dont even ask just put your mind in a suspension of disbelief and click play

what the shit is this

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a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

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Amy is beloved by all. That’s her secret move. No one doesn’t like her. - Andy Samberg

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destispell:

imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle

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me: i love [favorite fictional character] so much

friend: ok

me: no you dont understand

Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?

New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.

Tourist:

Tourist:

Tourist:

Tourist: I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.

prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

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beepony:

alicia-mb:

Just one of those things that I always wondered about. Stags and otters are all very well, but what if you end up with a tiny chameleon or giant blue whale? I mean, it could be a giant tub of nutella…

Anyway, so glad I got around to doing this pic -drawing the less attractive animals was awesome.

Popped it up on Redbubble because they have tote bags and cushions now which is just wow - can grab it also on cards or posters - check it out here!

magikarp tho

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striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

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