Epeolatry.

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

(Source: slaphat, via fuckinghellgoaway)

kaeandlucy:

this is my all-time favourite tumblr post

kaeandlucy:

this is my all-time favourite tumblr post

(Source: katherinemayfair, via bascombes)

theawkwardnessthatismylife:

When people ask what my career plans are.

theawkwardnessthatismylife:

When people ask what my career plans are.

(via murphels)

depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

(Source: verylittlebird, via accioquills)

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

(via samheughan)

dyeric:

let me seduce you with my knowledge of serial killers

(via pinkmany)

buzzfeed:

Y’all spend a lot of time thinking about Harry Potter, don’t you?

(via kathrynspelledcorrectly)